Bolivarian Revolutionary Stories of Yesterday and Today presents "Evo, GM and Chueca bald."
Once upon a time there was a leader of coca aymara Bolivia with presidential claims that one day he won the elections in their country, thanks to the friends of Movimiento al Socialismo (MAS) . Evo Morales call him and known everywhere for their traditional sweaters and his defense of "Pachamama " above all, managed to fight with multinational mining and mayors of the country, neighbors American and of course, the Empire. Now that Avatar is present in the mind of every good environmentalist well, and many saw in him, the true warrior in blue, the skies in defense of the poor, the disadvantaged and the planet's health.
tireless in their fight, he decided, along with other advocates in the area, forming a "chuli Pandi" that neither Super Friends and the Super Commander Chávez, Morales Captain Planet, Batman Correa, Ortega and Robin Kirchner Wonder Woman struggle to discouragement and exhaustion from everything that you want to end the "Bolivarian Revolution" and "XXI century socialism."
Among the great enemy of the good socialist Bolivarian are the GM cause, according exact words of the great Evo " seems normal baldness is a disease in Europe, almost all are bald, and this is for things eat, while indigenous peoples are not bald, because they eat other things . " So, we know the origin of baldness among his perfidious gripping hair and hairy fingers to Europe. But not content with it, has found the cause of homosexuality, quote: "The chicken we eat is full of female hormones. Therefore, when men eat those chickens, have deviations in their being like men. ".
Statements in Chueca have caused a huge stir, but also the more traditional and reactionary campaigns such as "In public school, or female chickens or chicken." However, the most exalted reactions have come from the Gay and Lesbian partnerships, well, the representative of "Gays, Lesbian, Transgender, Gender Neutral, Lady Gaga and Roll Esteban ", better known by its acronym" GALESTRANGENLAGAESTE " stated that it is true that a more homo by eating chicken adulterated female hormones, but by eating "@ s poll the more fat the better."
What new adventures lie ahead of the intrepid Captain Planet Morales and his Super Friends? Do not despair, sure that will soon return to hear from them. Meanwhile, do not forget marximizarse or super-socialize .
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